JustFriends.com – For the people who will never Define the Relationship
JustMemes.com – Match through memes
IDKMaybe.net – For people who aren’t sure yet if they are ready for a relationship
DamagedGoods.com – Must apply through a therapist who has worked with you through multiple life crises
ColdFeet.com – Accepting applicants who stay strong in a relationship right up until the time to make a commitment
FlirtWithMe.net – For outside-validation junkies, no requirement to ever reply
WeirdFlexBro.com – Profiles must include a minimum of three awkward brags
BeMyBlessing.org – For those who will over-spiritualize your meeting
TryingToPretendImOkay.com – People who will not let you know about their deepest problems until it is way too late
DeepConversations.net – People who will ONLY tell you their deepest problems as soon as you connect
CuffingSeason.org – Specializing in relationships designed to last October/ November through January
HippyDays.org – People born before 1970 who haven’t changed their hair or style since then
YesIAmFlippingYouOff.com – The people on this site are not surprised when you are flipping off the camera on your dating profile
NoRealPix.net – Profile must be made up exclusively of photos of your motorcycle, animal you’ve killed, memes, or food (Profiles containing only photographs of your children will be accepted on individual basis)
GuessWho.com – All photos include multiple people, at least one of whom is attractive and one of whom is not
NoD***Picks.com – Service automatically forwards any unsolicited photos to original poster’s mother / wife / sister / etc
2-7 – Went to Cancun, Mexico
9- Attended Premier whiskey tasting event at brand new Whiskey Acres Distillery
15- Paid my taxes
18- Celebrated Caleb’s birthday (which is on the 19th)
25- Healthy Kids Day at YMCA & promo for “Swim with the Mermaid” event
