Category Archives: Humor

Bugs I Have Known (But not enjoyed)

  1. Box elder bugs
  2. Ladybugs
  3. Asian beetles
  4. Roley Poleys
  5. Crickets (Almost my least favorite)
  6. Grasshoppers (My least favorite ever)
  7. Velcro Ninja Beetles (which is what we called them at camp but I don’t know their real name)
  8. Mosquitoes
  9. Black flies
  10. June bugs
  11. Shad flies
  12. Silverfish (also known as those horrible antenna-y things)
  13. Centipedes
  14. Roaches (as opposed to…)
  15. Sewer roaches
  16. Fireflies
  17. Butterflies
  18. Caterpillars
  19. Moths
  20. Ants
  21. Fruit flies
  22. Termites
  23. Aphids

Most Popular New Year’s Resolutions Which Have Already Likely Been Broken (according to no scientific research but my own imagination)

  • Stop eating junk food
  • Visit gym daily
  • Visit gym 3 times a week
  • Visit gym once a week
  • No more smoking
  • No more gossip
  • Meet neighbors
  • Be involved in child’s school
  • Volunteer time for good cause
  • Call mother once a week
  • Read a new book every month
  • Finish project X
  • Organize garage / attic / basement
  • File taxes early
  • Leave work on time every day
  • Leave work on time at least once a week
  • Leave work on time once in a while
  • Reduce alcohol intake
  • Start Christmas savings fund

Ways to Get From Here to There

  • Drive
  • Walk
  • Skip
  • Fly in an airplane
  • Fly on a hang-glider
  • Parachute
  • Hop
  • Jump
  • Pogo stick
  • Roller skate
  • Roller blade
  • Skate board
  • Ski
  • Snowshoe
  • Horseback
  • Elephant
  • Train
  • Trolley
  • Rickshaw
  • Horse drawn carriage
  • Stage coach
  • Motorcycle
  • Scooter
  • Paddle wheel boat
  • Row boat
  • Barge
  • Sail boat
  • House boat
  • Motor home
  • Helicopter
  • Snowmobile
  • Bicycle
  • Unicycle
  • ATV
  • Riding lawnmower
  • Run
  • Waltz
  • Climb
  • Crawl
  • Crab walk
  • Duck walk
  • Bear walk
  • Walk like an Egyptian
  • Raft
  • Swim
  • Sashay
  • Tip toe
  • Stomp
  • Leap

 

 

Earwigs

  • Sweeeet Caroliiinnee… dum dum dummmm
  • Leavinnng … on a jet plane…
  • My bologna has a first name
  • It’s a small world after all, it’s a small world after all….
  • Play us a song, you’re the pianoman
  • Just a Rrhinestone COWboyyyy
  • Sinnnnnging in the raainnn, just siiinnggiinng in the raaiiinnn…
  • I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family
  • Wash your hands after going to the bathroom  (which is apparently a regional PSA)

 

Wednesday Words

  1. wheep
  2. wheeple
  3. walm
  4. wynd
  5. wrox
  6. woonerf
  7. wurzel
  8. wigan
  9. welk
  10. wack
  11. wedeln
  12. womby
  13. wanchancy
  14. wanion
  15. whiskerando
  16. worsification
  17. walleteer
  18. woubit
  19. wuffler
  20. woggle
  21. wadmal
  22. wayzgooz
  23. weftage
  24. wharfinger
  25. waulker
  26. wimble
  27. witling
  28. whencesoever
  29. whiggarchy
  30. wirble

(Thanks to The Phrontistery for these fun words!  Find their definitions here too.)

Replacing a Word From a Movie Title with “Boetje’s” (Which is a blog I wrote for the Boetje’s website)

  1. Killer Boetje’s From Outer Space
  2. Boetje’s Strikes Back
  3. Weekend at Boetje’s
  4. Boetje’s Unchained
  5. The Sound of Boetje’s
  6. The Color of Boetje’s
  7. The Wizard of Boetje’s
  8. West Side Boetje’s
  9. The Good, The Bad, and the Boetje’s
  10. Willy Wonka and the Boetje’s Factory
  11. Some Like it Boetje’s
  12. The Outlaw Boetje’s Wales
  13. Gone with the Boetje’s
  14. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Boetje’s
  15. When Harry Met Boetje’s
  16. Boetje’s Actually
  17. The Never Ending Boetje’s
  18. Smokey and the Boetje’s
  19. Breakfast at Boetje’s
  20. The Breakfast Boetje’s
  21. The Land Before Boetje’s
  22. Oh Boetje’s Where Art Thou?
  23. Million Dollar Boetje’s
  24. Boetje’s Night Fever
  25. Legally Boetje’s
  26. The Boetje’s Identity
  27. The Boetje’s Supremacy
  28. Field of Boetje’s
  29. Robin Hood: Prince of Boetje’s
  30. Boetje’s Juice
  31. Silence of the Boetje’s
  32. Boetje’s Shack
  33. Boetje’s Buster
  34. The Longest Boetje’s
  35. Boetje’s Vs. Predator
  36. A Fistful of Boetje’s
  37. No Country for Old Boetje’s
  38. Bill & Ted’s Excellent Boetje’s
  39. A Few Good Boetje’s
  40. The Grinch Who Stole Boetje’s
  41. Journey to the Center of the Boetje’s
  42. Saving Private Boetje’s
  43. Cat on a Hot Tin Boetje’s
  44. Sex, Lies & Boetje’s
  45. How Stella Got Her Boetje’s Back
  46. Love in the Time of Boetje’s
  47. Romancing the Boetje’s
  48. Barefoot in the Boetje’s
  49. Days of Wine and Boetje’s
  50. Remember the Boetje’s

 

(Thank you to Boetje’s Mustard for letting me get two blogs out of one, since I write for them as well.)

My Boards on Pinterest

  • Words to Live By
  • Wanderlust
  • Love You Forever
  • I Crack Myself Up
  • The Crashing of the Waves
  • It All Comes Down to This
  • Hear Me Roar
  • Ink I Like
  • My Faith Has Found a Resting Place
  • My Geek Credentials
  • Yummy Things to Look At
  • Architecture & Design
  • Everything Is Educational
  • Wendy’s Butterfly Garden
  • Blogs I Read
  • Survivor
  • Unimpressed Caleb
  • QCA- Quad Cities Awesomeness
  • Marketing & Graphic Design
  • Health & Fitness
  • Lifeguarding & Water Fitness
  • Closet Wishes
  • Crunchy Living
  • Back in the Day
  • Art I Like
  • Event Ideas
  • Home-type Stuff
  • Products I Love
  • Why Didn’t I Think of That?
  • Breaking News
  • Dogs That Crack Me Up
  • Holiday Festivities
  • Yummy Things to Eat
  • Thought You Might Want to See This
  • Ideas for My New Home

In Case You Want to Be Prepared For My Birthday Next Week on June 18th

  1. Survivor seasons on DVD :  CBS.com/survivor
  2. Triforce T-shirt:  SixDollarTees
  3. Donations to Wendy’s Butterfly Garden:  wendysbutterflygarden.com
  4. This outfit:  Polyvore.com
  5.  The Boston Rob RuleBook:  amazon.com
  6.  Any other books from my Amazon Wishlist
  7. The Big Daddy Pod Chair:  Sofa Mart
  8. Cutco Knives: Cutco
  9. Soundtrack from TV Show Nashville:  ABC.com/nashville
  10. Star Trek oven mitt:  thinkgeek.com
  11. This wall decal (size 48 x 26.5, satin copper color): Trading Phrases