- haircuts
- guard suit – H2Owear
- contacts
- contact lens solution
- coat
- library fine
- car tag $206
- virus protection for laptop
- life insurance due
- shampoo & conditioner
- oil change
- dentist bill
- shaving cream
- Shim’s book
- glasses
Category Archives: Humor
Bugs I Have Known (But not enjoyed)
- Box elder bugs
- Ladybugs
- Asian beetles
- Roley Poleys
- Crickets (Almost my least favorite)
- Grasshoppers (My least favorite ever)
- Velcro Ninja Beetles (which is what we called them at camp but I don’t know their real name)
- Mosquitoes
- Black flies
- June bugs
- Shad flies
- Silverfish (also known as those horrible antenna-y things)
- Centipedes
- Roaches (as opposed to…)
- Sewer roaches
- Fireflies
- Butterflies
- Caterpillars
- Moths
- Ants
- Fruit flies
- Termites
- Aphids
Most Popular New Year’s Resolutions Which Have Already Likely Been Broken (according to no scientific research but my own imagination)
- Stop eating junk food
- Visit gym daily
- Visit gym 3 times a week
- Visit gym once a week
- No more smoking
- No more gossip
- Meet neighbors
- Be involved in child’s school
- Volunteer time for good cause
- Call mother once a week
- Read a new book every month
- Finish project X
- Organize garage / attic / basement
- File taxes early
- Leave work on time every day
- Leave work on time at least once a week
- Leave work on time once in a while
- Reduce alcohol intake
- Start Christmas savings fund
Ways to Get From Here to There
- Drive
- Walk
- Skip
- Fly in an airplane
- Fly on a hang-glider
- Parachute
- Hop
- Jump
- Pogo stick
- Roller skate
- Roller blade
- Skate board
- Ski
- Snowshoe
- Horseback
- Elephant
- Train
- Trolley
- Rickshaw
- Horse drawn carriage
- Stage coach
- Motorcycle
- Scooter
- Paddle wheel boat
- Row boat
- Barge
- Sail boat
- House boat
- Motor home
- Helicopter
- Snowmobile
- Bicycle
- Unicycle
- ATV
- Riding lawnmower
- Run
- Waltz
- Climb
- Crawl
- Crab walk
- Duck walk
- Bear walk
- Walk like an Egyptian
- Raft
- Swim
- Sashay
- Tip toe
- Stomp
- Leap
Earwigs
- Sweeeet Caroliiinnee… dum dum dummmm
- Leavinnng … on a jet plane…
- My bologna has a first name
- It’s a small world after all, it’s a small world after all….
- Play us a song, you’re the pianoman
- Just a Rrhinestone COWboyyyy
- Sinnnnnging in the raainnn, just siiinnggiinng in the raaiiinnn…
- I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family
- Wash your hands after going to the bathroom (which is apparently a regional PSA)
Wednesday Words
- wheep
- wheeple
- walm
- wynd
- wrox
- woonerf
- wurzel
- wigan
- welk
- wack
- wedeln
- womby
- wanchancy
- wanion
- whiskerando
- worsification
- walleteer
- woubit
- wuffler
- woggle
- wadmal
- wayzgooz
- weftage
- wharfinger
- waulker
- wimble
- witling
- whencesoever
- whiggarchy
- wirble
(Thanks to The Phrontistery for these fun words! Find their definitions here too.)
Replacing a Word From a Movie Title with “Boetje’s” (Which is a blog I wrote for the Boetje’s website)
- Killer Boetje’s From Outer Space
- Boetje’s Strikes Back
- Weekend at Boetje’s
- Boetje’s Unchained
- The Sound of Boetje’s
- The Color of Boetje’s
- The Wizard of Boetje’s
- West Side Boetje’s
- The Good, The Bad, and the Boetje’s
- Willy Wonka and the Boetje’s Factory
- Some Like it Boetje’s
- The Outlaw Boetje’s Wales
- Gone with the Boetje’s
- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Boetje’s
- When Harry Met Boetje’s
- Boetje’s Actually
- The Never Ending Boetje’s
- Smokey and the Boetje’s
- Breakfast at Boetje’s
- The Breakfast Boetje’s
- The Land Before Boetje’s
- Oh Boetje’s Where Art Thou?
- Million Dollar Boetje’s
- Boetje’s Night Fever
- Legally Boetje’s
- The Boetje’s Identity
- The Boetje’s Supremacy
- Field of Boetje’s
- Robin Hood: Prince of Boetje’s
- Boetje’s Juice
- Silence of the Boetje’s
- Boetje’s Shack
- Boetje’s Buster
- The Longest Boetje’s
- Boetje’s Vs. Predator
- A Fistful of Boetje’s
- No Country for Old Boetje’s
- Bill & Ted’s Excellent Boetje’s
- A Few Good Boetje’s
- The Grinch Who Stole Boetje’s
- Journey to the Center of the Boetje’s
- Saving Private Boetje’s
- Cat on a Hot Tin Boetje’s
- Sex, Lies & Boetje’s
- How Stella Got Her Boetje’s Back
- Love in the Time of Boetje’s
- Romancing the Boetje’s
- Barefoot in the Boetje’s
- Days of Wine and Boetje’s
- Remember the Boetje’s
(Thank you to Boetje’s Mustard for letting me get two blogs out of one, since I write for them as well.)
Top Twenty Underappreciated Baby Names That Refer To Nature
- Willow
- Rain
- Talia
- Sky
- River
- Aurora
- Rowan
- Calla
- Forrest
- Blaze
- West
- Sage
- Ilana
- Daphne
- Sierra
- Montana
- Birch
- Terran
- Wilder
- Stormy
My Boards on Pinterest
- Words to Live By
- Wanderlust
- Love You Forever
- I Crack Myself Up
- The Crashing of the Waves
- It All Comes Down to This
- Hear Me Roar
- Ink I Like
- My Faith Has Found a Resting Place
- My Geek Credentials
- Yummy Things to Look At
- Architecture & Design
- Everything Is Educational
- Wendy’s Butterfly Garden
- Blogs I Read
- Survivor
- Unimpressed Caleb
- QCA- Quad Cities Awesomeness
- Marketing & Graphic Design
- Health & Fitness
- Lifeguarding & Water Fitness
- Closet Wishes
- Crunchy Living
- Back in the Day
- Art I Like
- Event Ideas
- Home-type Stuff
- Products I Love
- Why Didn’t I Think of That?
- Breaking News
- Dogs That Crack Me Up
- Holiday Festivities
- Yummy Things to Eat
- Thought You Might Want to See This
- Ideas for My New Home
In Case You Want to Be Prepared For My Birthday Next Week on June 18th
- Survivor seasons on DVD : CBS.com/survivor
- Triforce T-shirt: SixDollarTees
- Donations to Wendy’s Butterfly Garden: wendysbutterflygarden.com
- This outfit: Polyvore.com
- The Boston Rob RuleBook: amazon.com
- Any other books from my Amazon Wishlist
- The Big Daddy Pod Chair: Sofa Mart
- Cutco Knives: Cutco
- Soundtrack from TV Show Nashville: ABC.com/nashville
- Star Trek oven mitt: thinkgeek.com
- This wall decal (size 48 x 26.5, satin copper color): Trading Phrases