- half a cracker
- 5 almonds
- 2 Jell-o cups
- 1/3 package of ramen noodles, just the noodles with no flavors
Category Archives: Least Favorites
Christmas Songs I Hate
- Blue Christmas — specifically Elvis’ version
- Do They Even Know It’s Christmas?
- Christmas Shoes
June Bugs (and other icky things)
Pet Peeves
- Litter
- People driving below the speed limit
- People who mock others for their enthusiasm
- Small mindedness
- When someone explodes verbally then congratulates themselves for “being honest”
- Open cupboard doors
- Grass clippings all over my patio
- When I forget to move the clothes from the washer to the dryer until the next morning
- Cliques
- Arrogance
Words I Can Never Spell Without Using SpellCheck
- occassion
- apoplexia
- hor dourves
- souveniers
- bouys
- resescitation
- sacreligious
Bugs I Have Known (But not enjoyed)
- Box elder bugs
- Ladybugs
- Asian beetles
- Roley Poleys
- Crickets (Almost my least favorite)
- Grasshoppers (My least favorite ever)
- Velcro Ninja Beetles (which is what we called them at camp but I don’t know their real name)
- Mosquitoes
- Black flies
- June bugs
- Shad flies
- Silverfish (also known as those horrible antenna-y things)
- Centipedes
- Roaches (as opposed to…)
- Sewer roaches
- Fireflies
- Butterflies
- Caterpillars
- Moths
- Ants
- Fruit flies
- Termites
- Aphids
Least Favorite Household Chores
- Food preparation
- Food preparation clean up
- Doing Dishes
- Cleaning the bathtub
- Dusting
Reasons to Dislike Allergies
- Itchy eyes
- Nasal drainage
- Meds that make me sleepy
- Meds that give me bloody noses
- Inability to smell
- Inability to enjoy the beautiful outside
Orange Flavored Things I Do NOT Like
- Toothpaste
- Twizzlers
- McDonald’s orange drink
- Tang
- Alavert allergy tabs
Every Valentine’s Present I Have Ever Received, And The Person Who Gave It To Me
2011 – Flat screen television – from Me
1989 – White fluffy stuffed animal (dog) and Jelly Belly candies – from Brian Badger
1988 – Earrings – from My Dad & Mom