Category Archives: Music

Summer Programs You Can Join at Two Rivers YMCA

  • Swim With Craig – English Channel Swim Challenge (May – July)
  • Summer Camp
  • Swim Lessons / Private Lessons / Adult Lessons / Camp Lessons
  • Safe All Summer – Family Fun Day (June 10)
  • Learn to Row, Rowing Clinic (June 19-22)
  • Body Combat / Body Attack / Body Vive / Body Flow
  • Tee Time – Family Fun Day (July 15)
  • Slim Down Challenge (June 5-July 30)
  • Grynd, Advanced Hard Rock Yoga
  • Dodge Ball Clinic (July 10-13)
  • Pickle Ball Clinic (July 17-20)
  • Aqua Ex-Stravaganza, free water exercise classes (June 10)
  • Boy Scout Swim Tests (June 10)
  • Running Clinic (June 12-15)
  • Tumbling
  • Tae Kwon Do
  • T-Ball Clinic (July 24-27)
  • Paddleboard & Kayak Rentals
  • Going Gaga, Gaga Ball Tournament – Family Fun Day (August 12)
  • Personal Training
  • Silver Sneakers
  • So much more….

Songs From My Playlists That **I** Love But There’s a Good Possibility You’ve Never Heard

  1. Lullaby, by Pedro the Lion             / Playlist:  All
  2. I Will Follow You Into the Dark, by Death Cab for Cutie   / Playlist: Road Trip
  3. Pieces, by Sum 41     / Road Trip
  4. Crash Here Tonight, by Toby Keith   / Road Trip
  5. A Few More Days, by Matthew West   /  All
  6. Great Affection, by Everybody Duck   / Christian
  7. It’s Not Me, It’s You,  by Skillet    / Road Trip
  8. Entwined, by Jason Reeves   /  Quiet Time
  9. Helicopter, by Pedro the Lion   /  All
  10. Monster, by Skillet    / Road Trip
  11. Rapture, by David Bazan  (NSFW!)   / Road Trip
  12. Crown Royal, by Jill Scott  (SUPER NSFW)   / Road Trip
  13. Albatross’s Brother, by Caleb Webster  (which I will link to if I can find it online)  / All
  14. Dandelions, by Five Iron Frenzy  /  Christian
  15. I Can’t Be Your Friend Anymore, by Tim Rushlow   / Road Trip
  16. Let Me Take You There, by Plain White Tees  / Road Trip
  17. What Might Have Been, by Blackhawk   /  Road Trip
  18. Stand in the Rain, by Superchik   / Road Trip
  19. Home, by Jack Johnson  / Road Trip
  20. Radiation, by Gavin DeGraw   / Road Trip
  21. If You Listen, by Elizabeth Mitchell   / Quiet Time
  22. Jesus, King of Angels, by Fernando Ortega   / Quiet Time
  23. Lego House, by Ed Sheeran   /  Road Trip
  24. Sunday in the South, by Shenandoah  /  Quiet Time
  25. In This Life, by Colin Ray  / All

Album “Control” by Pedro the Lion/ David Bazan

Earwigs

  • Sweeeet Caroliiinnee… dum dum dummmm
  • Leavinnng … on a jet plane…
  • My bologna has a first name
  • It’s a small world after all, it’s a small world after all….
  • Play us a song, you’re the pianoman
  • Just a Rrhinestone COWboyyyy
  • Sinnnnnging in the raainnn, just siiinnggiinng in the raaiiinnn…
  • I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family
  • Wash your hands after going to the bathroom  (which is apparently a regional PSA)

 

My Favorite Songs From Last Night’s Goo Goo Dolls / Matchbox 20 Concert (with opener Kate Earl)

  1. Better Days – Goo Goo Dolls
  2. Iris – Goo Goo Dolls
  3. How Far We’ve Come – Matchbox 20
  4. Come to Me – Goo Goo Dolls
  5. Unwell – Matchbox 20
  6. If You’re Gone – Matchbox 20
  7. 3 am – Matchbox 20
  8. Honey – Kate Earl
  9. Name – Goo Goo Dolls

 

Songs That Have Been Going Through My Head at One Time or Another Over the Last Few Days

  1. Amazing Grace… My chains are gone, I’ve been set free, my God, my Savior ransomed me…
  2. Catch a Falling Star…and put it in your pocket…
  3. Moon River… Two drifters off to see the world, there’s such a lot of world to see…
  4. Lay Me Down… Hand on my heart this much is true, There’s no life apart from You…
  5. Fish Heads, Fish Heads… roley-poley fish heads…

Monday’s Mentionables

  1. Monday’s child is “fair of face”.
  2. Past medical studies found a 20% increase in heart attacks on Mondays.
  3. The 80’s-era Bangles’ hit song “Manic Monday” was written by Prince.
  4. There are 53 Mondays on the calendar this year.
  5. There were only 52 Mondays last year.
  6. The name “Monday” comes from Greek and/or Latin phrases, both meaning “Day of the Moon” or “Moon’s Day”.
  7. Jimmy Buffet’s song “Come Monday” was written for his wife, because he missed her while playing weekend shows.
  8. One study claims that 50% of employees are late to work on Monday mornings.
  9. Worker productivity studies showed that an average of only 3.5 hours of actual work are conducted on Mondays.
  10. The first Monday after Thanksgiving, deemed “Cyber Monday”, is not the busiest online shopping day of the year, despite claims otherwise.
  11. “I Don’t Like Mondays”, the title of a 1979 hit song, comes from a phrase quoted by Brenda Spencer, the perpetrator of a school shooting which killed 2 adults and wounded 8 children.
  12. The Carpenters recorded their hit song “Rainy Days and Mondays” in 1971 and then saw it climb to #2 on the charts.
  13. Monday Night Football is one of the longest running prime-time commercial network television series, starting in 1970 and currently contracted to go through 2021.

Silly Songs From My Youth

  1. Elsie was a Mighty Fine Cow (she was a friend of mine)
  2. Alice the Camel (had five humps)
  3. Eddie Coochacatchacamatoceneratocenokasammacammawacky Brown (fell into a well)
  4. Cumalauda Vista (on and on and on a vista)
  5. Scab Sandwiches (with puss on top)
  6. Great Big Globs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts (little birdies’ dirty feet)
  7. Leprosy (all my skin is falling off of me)
  8. Put Your Hand in a Fan (and you’ll probably lose a finger)
  9. Cow-patty Love (is the way I feel)

 

Leprosy (to the tune of “Yesterday”)

Leprosy, all my skin is falling off of me
I’m not half the man I used to be
Since I contracted leprosy.

Kiss me quick, before I lose my upper lip,
I don’t even have a nose to pick
Since I contracted leprosy.