Category Archives: Seasons

September in Wisconsin

  • Hoodies and flip flops
  • Leaves in raucous colors
  • Blue heron on the fishing dock
  • Bonfires and smores
  • Gracious gray skies melting into the lake
  • Wild turkey in front yards
  • Skittish deer darting into the tree line
  • Boats beginning to be pulled out of the water and put up for winter storage
  • Open windows on cool nights
  • Brilliant sunshine
  • Pumpkin patches
  • Corn mazes
  • Hay rack rides

Things to Do When it is 100 Degrees Outside

  • Stay inside
  • Get in the pool
  • Drive around in your air conditioned car and catch Pokémon
  • Eat ice cream
  • Complain about how hot it is
  • Be that really annoying girl that says “I like it this way!”
  • Bask in the sunshine on your skin
  • Procrastinate on outdoor chores
  • Sleep with your window cracked open anyway
  • Take pictures of the temperature on your car since it doesn’t get this hot in the Midwest very often
  • Except… climate change
  • Discuss climate change
  • Plan a beach vacation to further the sunshine experience
Swimming at Grand Cayman

Life Is Too Short For…

  • Eating pickles
  • Folding underwear
  • Staying inside
  • Getting buried under debt
  • Raking leaves
  • Listening to bad music
  • Struggling to lose the last 5 pounds
  • Beating around the bush
  • Waiting to tell someone you love them
  • Dusting
  • Wearing ugly shoes
  • Always making the practical choice
  • Putting off the things you are going to have to do anyway
  • Not learning new things
  • Waiting for everything to be perfect
  • Trying to make everyone like you
  • Arguing with people on the internet

Songs on my Christmas Tree Trimming Playlist

  • You’re Here | Francesca Battistelli
  • You Make It Feel Like Christmas | Gwen Stefani, Blake Shelton
  • Wizards in Winter | Trans-Siberian Orchestra
  • Winter Wonderland | Jason Mraz
  • White Christmas | Michael Buble, Shania Twain
  • What Christmas Means to Me | Stevie Wonder
  • We Wish You a Merry Christmas | Weezer
  • This Time of Year | The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
  • Text Me Merry Christmas | Straight No Chaser, Kristen Bell
  • Take Me Home for Christmas | Dan + Shay
  • Sweet Little Jesus Boy | Rebecca St. James
  • A Strange Way to Save the World | 4Him
  • Snoopy’s Christmas | The Royal Guardsmen
  • Silent Night | Big Daddy Weave
  • Santa Tell Me | Ariana Grande
  • Santa Baby | Ariana Grande, Liz Gillies
  • Ring the Bells | Big Daddy Weave, Meredith Andrews
  • O Come O Come Emmanuel | August Burns Red
  • O Come, All Ye Faithful | Toby Mac
  • My Only Wish (This Year) | Britney Spears
  • Mele Kalikimaka | Bing Crosby, The Andrews Sisters
  • Mary, Did You Know | Pentatonix
  • Little Drummer Boy | Audio Adrenaline
  • Like It’s Christmas | Jonas Brothers
  • Light of Christmas | Toby Mac, Owl City
  • Let It Snow | She & Him
  • Joy to the World | Mannheim Steamroller
  • Jingle Bells | Lauren Daigle
  • Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms
  • It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams
  • It Came Upon a Midnight Clear | Kutless
  • I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day | Echosmith
  • His Favorite Christmas Story | Capital Lights
  • The Heart of Christmas | Matthew West
  • Go Tell It on the Mountain | Seabird
  • God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Mannheim Steamroller
  • Gloria | Hawk Nelson
  • Glittery | Kacey Musgraves
  • The First Noel | Toby Mac, Owl City
  • Feliz Navidad | David Crowder Band
  • Fairytale of New York | The Pogues, Kirsty MacCall
  • Drummer Boy | Justin Bieber, Busta Rhymes
  • Do You Hear What I Hear? | Anthem Lights
  • Deck the Hall | Relient K
  • Cozy Little Christmas | Katy Perry
  • Come On, Christmas | Matthew West
  • Christmas Tree Farm | Taylor Swift
  • Christmas Tree | Lady Gaga, Space Cowboy
  • Christmas Lights | Coldplay
  • Christmas Eve / Sarajevo 12/24 | Trans-Siberian Orchestra
  • Christmas Canon | Trans-Siberian Orchestra
  • The Chipmunk Song | Alvin & The Chipmunks
  • Carol of the Bells | August Burns Red
  • Carol of the Banjos | Beta Radio
  • Candy Cane Lane | Sia
  • Breath of Heaven | Amy Grant
  • Baby It’s Cold Outside | Idina Menzel, Michael Buble
  • All I Want for Christmas Is You | Justin Bieber, Mariah Carey
  • 12 Days of Christmas | Relient K
August Burns Red

Books I’ve Read Since COVID Started (in the order I read them)

  • Catch and Kill: Lies, Spies, and a Conspiracy to Protect Predators | Ronan Farrow
  • Pineapple Grenade | Tim Dorsey
  • My Husband’s Wife | Jane Corry
  • The Riptide Ultra-Glide | Tim Dorsey
  • Tiger Shrimp Tango | Tim Dorsey
  • Cassandra French’s Finishing School for Boys | Eric Garcia
  • It’s Okay to Laugh (Crying is Cool Too) | Nora McInerny
  • Red, White & Royal Blue | Casey McQuiston
  • Shark Skin Suite | Tim Dorsey
  • Untamed | Glennon Doyle
  • Fast, Feast, Repeat: The Comprehensive Guide to Delay, Don’t Deny(R) Intermittent Fasting | Gin Stephens
  • Coconut Cowboy | Tim Dorsey
  • She Went All the Way | Meg Cabot
  • Maestra | L.S. Hinton
  • What to Say Next | Julie Buxbaum
  • No Happy Endings | Nora McInerny Purmort
  • Clownfish Blues | Tim Dorsey
  • A Map of Days | Ransom Riggs
  • The Conference of the Birds | Ransom Riggs
  • The First Time She Drowned | Kerry Kletter
  • One to Watch | Kate Stayman-London
  • The Pope of Palm Beach | Tim Dorsey
Book covers from TimDorsey.com
http://timdorsey.com/books.html