- When You Say Nothing At All | Keith Whitley (Alison Krauss was a remake)
- Where You Are | Gavin DeGraw
- Whiskey Lullaby | Brad Paisley & Alison Krauss
- White Flag | Bishop Briggs
- Who’s Your Daddy? | Toby Keith
- Wild Horses | Bishop Briggs
- Wings | Little Mix
- Wrecking Ball | Miley Cyrus
- Write You a Song | Plain White T’s
- Written in the Sand | Old Dominion
- Wrong Song | Nashville cast
Hot Hot Hot
- Hot tamales
- Hot to trot
- Hot hands
- Hot mess
- Hottentot
- Dr. McHotty
- Hot Lips Houlihan
- Hot Topic
- Hot to the touch
- Hot water
- Hot stuff
- Hot dog
- Flaming Hot Cheetos
- Hot n Spicy chicken sandwich
- Hot car
- Hot summer nights
Things I Still Need to do Before Moving Next Week
- Finish packing
- Clean out the fridge
- Throw away a boat-load of stuff
- Pack a bunch more stuff
- Decide where furniture will go in the new place
- Put in a change of address with the post office
- Bribe friends to help me unpack
- If I ever finish packing
- Take the DVR back to Mediacom
- Hire somebody for a move-out deep clean
- Cashier’s check for closing costs
- Plan my first pool party in the new place
- Purge & pack
Reasons NOT to use a realtor when you are buying a house
- You ARE a realtor
- You are a real estate lawyer
- You are married to a realtor or real estate lawyer
- You can get into locked houses legally
- You know how to line up your own home inspector/sewer inspector/electrician/ plumber/appraiser /mortgage pre-approval/underwriting/closing attorney
Leaving On a Jet Plane… and a Cruise Ship… and tenders…
- Chicago
- Fort Lauderdale
- Blake Shelton concert
- Carnival Cruise Lines
- Nassau, Bahamas
- Nassau Native Quest
- Half Moon Cay, Bahamas
- Turks & Caicos
- Dominican Republic
- La Casa En Playa
- Florida
- Illinois
Reasons This Winter Needs to Be Over
- The Midwest has set multiple records for snow
- My ice scraper has been used more than it should be
- I have trash I haven’t taken out because it’s been too cold
- Polar Vortex
- Free days should be spent outside
- Mountains of snow in parking lots
- Parking spaces hidden under snow
- Municipalities running out of road salt
- Warm days are better
TuTu Tuesday
- Ballerina
- Nutcracker Suite
- Swan Lake
- plie’
- dancers
- choreographer
- stage
- pas de deux
- tights
- barre
Things I Would Rather Be Doing (Assuming the Weather Was Nice Enough for Weather Dependent Activities)
- Reading a good book
- Visiting family
- Watching Survivor
- Sitting around a campfire
- Making s’mores
- Eating s’mores
- Walking in the sunshine along the river
- Wilderness camping
- Writing & editing a novel
- Binge-watching home shows like Flip or Flop, Love It or List It, Desert Flippers
- Getting a pedicure
- Getting a massage
- Decorating a Christmas tree
- Planning parties
- Eating stuffed crust pizza
NOvember
- No Shave
- No warmth
- No leaves
- No flip flops
- No river walks
- No fresh fruit
To Be Done Before Halloween Parties This Weekend
- Turn regular boots into “goth” boots
- Purchase temporary hair dye
- Dye hair
- Add extensions
- Find black slippers for costume 1
- Purchase black eye liner for drawing on tattoos
- Paint nails black
- Design “name tag”
- Purchase retractable tag holder