- Survivor
- Big Bang Theory
- Law & Order: SVU
- Criminal Minds
- How I Met Your Mother
- Two & a Half Men
The Best Things About the Week to Come
- Wednesday = SURVIVOR
- This Sunday’s church sermon looks particularly good
- On Wednesday, I get to watch SURVIVOR
- Payday is Wednesday the 15th
- So is SURVIVOR
- Trivia night Saturday
- SURVIVOR night on Wednesday
My “List” (Not That I Need One Anymore, But ThankYou to Ross & Rachel Anyway)
- Jeff Probst
- Will Smith
- Tom Selleck
- Isaiah Mustafa
- Bradley Cooper
- Josh Holloway
What I Did Besides Watch the Superbowl
- Took out the trash
- Went to the laundromat
- Listened to the ear-piercing shrieks of wild
animalschildren in the laundromat - Silently cursed the parents of aforementioned children
- Played Bingo and HotShot on Facebook
- Lost to my mother in Scrabble
- Found Jack Johnson’s music online
Favorite Orange Flavored Things
- Navel oranges
- Pixy Stix
- Baby aspirin
- Creamsicles
- Gobstoppers
- Gumballs
- Wafer cookies
- Tic Tacs
- Orange Juice with extra pulp
- Runts
- Sherbet
- Circus Peanuts candy
- Tootsie Rolls
- Orange chicken
- Jello
- Hostess orange cupcakes
- Cake
- Starburst
- Popsicles
- Screwdrivers
- Sunkist soda
- Slushies
- Any other orange candy
Nicknames I Have Called My Child
- Caleb-meister
- Mister Bister
- Lublub
- Baby
- Caleb Bacon
- Bacon Bacon Bacon who lives on Bacon Lane
Every Valentine’s Present I Have Ever Received, And The Person Who Gave It To Me
2011 – Flat screen television – from Me
1989 – White fluffy stuffed animal (dog) and Jelly Belly candies – from Brian Badger
1988 – Earrings – from My Dad & Mom
Names I’d Chosen For Future Children When I Was a Little Girl
- Featherleeonia
- David Ishmael
- Megan Pearl
Superpowers I’d Like to Have
The ability to
- Breathe underwater
- Fly
- Move things with my mind
- Heal
- Teleport
- Breathe fire
Foods That Are As Gross As You Think They Would Be, Which I Know Because I Have Tried Them
- Poi
- Calamari
- Anchovies
- Bread Pudding
- Raw Salmon & Cucumber Salad
- Collard Greens
- Grits
- Braunschweiger
Braunschweiger - As gross as it looks and smells