- Egg on your face
- Tossing your cookies
- Have your cake and eat it too
- Let them eat cake!
- The cake is a lie
- Bring home the bacon
- Don’t cry over spilled milk
- Don’t spill the beans
- Don’t put all your eggs in one basket
- Easy as pie
- Pie in the sky
- Time to make the donuts
- Butter him up
- Smooth as butter
- When life gives you lemons…
- How corny
- Two peas in a pod
- In a pickle
- Salt of the earth
Tag Archives: food
Stuff in My Refrigerator
- 3 bags grated cheese
- 1 box “place and bake” cookies — spring chick design
- 1 “Freshly” chicken caponetta meal
- 1 bag mini carrots
- 2 cans Pillsbury Grands biscuits, expiration date Feb 22, 2017
- 1 opened bottle Kraft Sweet Honey barbecue sauce, expired June 20, 2016
- 1 bottle “Sierra Nevada Torpedo” leftover from a party last year
- half a box of baking soda
- 1 unopened can of Sanpellegrino Clemntine juice, expired July 17, 2016
- 3 full and 1 partial sticks butter
- 1 bottle spray butter
- 1 barely used 2 liter bottle of Sprite Zero
- a quarter jar of salsa
- partial package tortillas, expired August 22, 2016
- 1 bottle hydrive energy water
- 1 jar minced garlic
Places I Go Repeatedly
- The YMCA (work), Moline
- Village Inn, Moline
- 7-11/BP/Mother Hubbard’s, Silvis
- The East Moline swimming pool (also work)
- Silvis Hy-Vee
- Silvis Wal-mart
- Heritage Church, Rock Island
- Jimmy Johns, Moline
- Uncle Benny’s Gyros, Silvis
- Chili’s, Davenport
- Blue Grass Community Center
- Little Caesar’s Pizza, Moline
Foods That Are As Gross As You Think They Would Be, Which I Know Because I Have Tried Them
- Poi
- Calamari
- Anchovies
- Bread Pudding
- Raw Salmon & Cucumber Salad
- Collard Greens
- Grits
- Braunschweiger
Favorite Types of Village Inn Pie, In Order of Preference
- Holiday Silk
- French Silk
- Peanutbutter Cup
- Key Lime
- Mint Brownie Blast
- Candy Cane
- Birthday Cake
- Blackberry Bavarian
- Triple Berry Supreme
- Tripple Berry Ala’Mode