- You must be bored.
- Look at me! Lifeguard, look at me!
- How late are you open?
- Is there a lane for me?
- I already took a swim test last year!
- Must be the easiest job ever.
- Aren’t you hot?
- Could you turn the music up/off/down/to a different station ?
- Don’t yell at my kids!
- Where’s the bathroom?
Tag Archives: lifeguard
Results of Two Rivers YMCA’s Lifeguard Olympics
Team Competition
- 10 pound Brick Relay
First Place: Team USA - Lifeguard Tow
Tie for First Place: Team USA, Water Weasels - Dive Retrieval
First Place: Team USA - Backboard Spinal Rescue
First Place (by only 4 points): Team USAGold Medal: Team USA
Individual Competition
- Brick Retrieval with Feet Only
Gold Medal: Tom N
Second Place: Bill P - Treading Water Highest
Gold Medal: Trent F
Second Place: Brandon R - Treading Water in Streamline
Gold Medal: Kristi Z
Second Place: Sasha P - Underwater Swim
Gold Medal: Bill P
Tie for Second Place: Jeff H, Tom N - Best Splash
Gold Medal: Tom N
Second Place: Trent F - Individual All-Around Points
Gold Medal: Tom N
Jobs I’ve Held
- Babysitter
- Landscaper
- Retail sales – women’s clothes
- Telemarketer
- Preschool teacher
- Grocery store clerk
- Retail sales – lingerie department
- Retail sales – shoe department
- Personal sales – Cutco cutlery
- Personal sales – House of Lloyd decor
- Retail sales – ladies wear
- Assistant to department manager – electronics
- Retail sales – electronics department
- Stockroom / Dock
- Internet research
- Telephone transcription
- Choir teacher – 5th grade – High school
- Secretary
- Sales Manager
- Lifeguard
- Horse wrangler
- Kitchen/ Dish room
- Water exercise instructor
- Lifeguard instructor
- Swim instructor
- Children’s “Rhythm & Rhyme” movement instructor
- Copywriter, editor, blog marketing
- Lifeguard supervisor