- A house
- Furniture for your house (a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
- A K-Car (a nice reliable automobile)
- Your love
- A tree fort
- A little tiny fridge for the tree fort
- Food like pre-wrapped sausages
- A fur coat (but not a real fur coat)
- An exotic pet (like a llama or an emu)
- John Merrick’s remains
- A limousine ride
- Kraft dinner with really expensive ketchup
- A green dress (but not a real green dress)
- Art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
- A monkey
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