- Shan’t
- E’er
- ‘Fore
- Daren’t
- A’ight
- ‘Neath
- E’en
- Shalln’t
- Mayn’t
- Musn’t
- ‘Twas
- ‘Twere
- My’s well   (Might as well)
- Cool, calm, and collective   (Cool, calm, & collected)
- For all intensive purposes   (For all intents and purposes)
- Old-timer’s disease   (Alzheimer’s disease)
- Irregardless   (Regardless)
- I could care less   (I couldn’t care less)
- Cactuses   (Cacti)
- Nip it in the butt  (Nip it in the bud)
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